DON'T WORRY LIVERPOOL FANS - RAFA HAS GUARANTEED A TOP FOUR FINISH!
Rafael Benitez, the illustrious Liverpool manager who has led the club with the greatest fans in the world to unprecedented European and domestic success, has moved to reassure fans.
Fresh from another league defeat, Benitez insisted that Liverpool will be taking the fourth spot in the Premier League and, crucially, qualify for the Champions League 2010/11. Benitez has put his reputation on the line and GUARANTEED that Liverpool will get the fourth spot!
MORE AMAZING GUARANTEES
As well as confirming that Liverpool will be playing in the Champions League next season (UEFA now have the paperwork in hand), fans can also take heart from his other claims, all stamped with indelible mark of the Bentitez Guarantee!
Next season promises even more than ever, Liverpool fans, with the impending move into the new stadium and also the start of the preparations to celebrate our 2014 victory in the biggest tournament in football - the World Cup!
Of course, such guarantees of grandeur wouldn't be worth the paper they are written on unless you can back them up.
Over the years Rafa has made all sorts of guarantees, and, as we look back over his most famous pledges, Liverpool fans can rest easy that everything is going exactly as planned, and that Rafa knows exactly what he is doing.
Liverpool are in the Champions League next year, and that's a FACT!
Crack open the Champagne now, and lets celebrate another successful, record breaking season!
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